!!!chuck norris quotes!!! XD
– Jack can be nimble, jack can be quick, but jack can’t dodge chuck norris, ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!
– When chuck norris walks into a a fast food place, his order is already made before he walks in.
– The reason yoda talks funny is because chuck norris kicked him in the head.
– Chuck norris goes to the bermuda triangle for a vacation.
– Chuck norris once punched a man in his soul.
– If he doesn’t have a hammer, chuck norris can always headbutt the nails into the wood.
– If you want to commit suicide all you have to say is ”chuck norris is a loser”.
– There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to exist.
– Chuck norris is on top of the food chain, even above other humans.
– When chuck norris falls down the stairs, someone else’s leg breaks.
– Chuck norris once gave his phone a brain tumor.
– Chuck norris once bowled a perfect game… with a golf ball.
– Chuck norris has more friends on facebook than there are people in the world.
– Chuck norris can throw a cat like a boomerang.
– Chuck norris can build a snowman out of rain……….
!!!THE TESTOSTERONE WILL SOON CONTINUE!!!